This is so fitting, seeing as public policy is now oozing from my eyeballs.
(Source: heypoliscigirl)
"I tell you, the more I think, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people."
Vincent van Gogh (via elige)
(Source: obdormio, via keithisanalien)
"So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays."
Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via awkwrdsilence)
(Source: fleurists, via keithisanalien)
| mom: | david will you please bless the food |
| me: | my pleasure mom |
| me: | dear lord satan please bless this meal that our family will be strong enough to vanquish our enemies and destroy the christian menace amen |
| mom: | |
| stepdad: | |
| me: | let's eat fags |
